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WHEN AN UNDERGRAD TELLS ME THE EQUIPMENT IS BROKEN

Listening to chris rock talk about the dissatisfaction of woman was borderline enlightening. When he says “Its all about her” and “Ive never seen a happy woman”, theres some deep ideas there. The harsh self-evaluating consciousness that woman experience life through isnt designed to enjoy any aspect of life. A single man is an extremely limited source of entertainment, and in the modern saga of life where matrimony is until death, a woman is going to question her actual satisfaction of life constantly. This psychological phenomenon of asking if ones decision is “right” is akin to torture and leaves one dissatisfied in even virtually perfect circumstances. As Kierkegaard said, “marry or not, youll regret it either way”. Essentially when choice is synthesized in life, regret is too. Its fascinating that we have cured innumerable diseases yet we cant overcome the most basic issues with democracy/ free will. 

The effect ideas that disney princess movies have on women is one of the most disturbing to me. Not only do expectations of reality cause dissonance, (shouts to my nigga Seneca for calling out expectations as a source of unhappiness) the human race is left less rich because the fake delusions take the place of the real wealth; the intimate bond between two people.

Its ironic we deem ourselves unique as human beings. Its clear from the science of fractals and natural selection that we are literally designed to repeat, not to be different. No wonder 95% of genetic mutations arent advantageous

At the quantum level life is so meaningless. Every sensation one experiences is just a sophisticated energy transfer which has no intrinsic value except what our minds place on it

It’s so disturbing realizing how easy it is to get what you want, no wonder Machiavelli is a boss ass nigga

Chivalry isn’t really dead. It’s just a fabrication of the human mind which served to prevent chicks from getting knocked up. When people say it’s dead they really lack understanding in natural selection and psychology. They’re butthurt that dudes figured out how to beat girls at their own game haha

You know its funny how sports can show things ordinary life cant. Considering the manchester city versus chelsea game in particular, its funny that both are owned by multimillionaires; the difference is one is a russian jew and the other is a gulf arab! Were not so different after all huh?

Don’t you love it when people in school are like, ‘I’m a bad test taker.’ You mean you’re stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? I can totally relate see, because I’m a brilliant painter minus my god awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here but once paint hits canvas I develop Parkinson’s.

DANIEL TOSH: BAD TEST TAKER

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